With new slang being constantly created, one often comes across unknown words. Where to go to find the definitions? Well a great resource is The Urban Dictionary, a user contributed collection of definitions that I have found quite good. Here are some of the interesting definitions I have come across that deal with Christianity:

Heaven: A place that seems to get further and further away as humans’ scientific knowledge improves. About 100 years ago, Heaven was right above our heads. Then, when we started flying airplanes, it wasn’t there, so it was moved right above the atmosphere. Finally, when we sent people into outer space and to the moon, it wasn’t there either, so now Heaven is way past Pluto somewhere.

Hell: A place where you get poked with pitchforks by red men with horns and goatlegs and listen to the Village People sing for the rest of eternity. Satan: Welcome to Hell, sinner! *pokes victim* *man screams* Out of nowhere: In the Navy…

Christians: Christians are the number one reason why Christianity is not followed, misunderstood, hated or basically ignored.

Jesus: A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club. Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.” Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???” Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”